MERMAID SHELLY'S GROTTO

Well.  Mermaid Shelly and I know most of you mergirls know who I am referring to when I say Mermaid Shelly (well at least you mergirls with store bought fins - some of us were born with them;) Anyway, back to Mermaid Shelly.  My sources from deep down tell me she has opened a store, Mermaid Shelly's Grotto.  I know she is selling mermaid fins that she makes and other lovelies but you know what?  Let me drop a little knowledge on you.  Mermaid Shelly is not fooling us mermaids one second.  She is a real mermaid.  Remember my other article about her?  She is undercover alright.  By making all those beautiful fins AND SHE WEARS THEM HERSELF???? she thinks her secret is safe.  NOT!!  I know she is a real mermaid.  I have been snooping myself lately.  Yes, I have peeped in her windows.  I couldn't help it.  Triton made me do it.  You should see Mermaid Shelly's transformation just as the sun is setting.  Uh huh!  She wears her real mermaid tail.  Yep.  She looks quite cool cruising around in a wheel chair.  Well what else can she do?  She cant walk on her tail fin!!!  But, the thing is, she has been caught out at night a couple of times wearing long dresses of course.  What I can't figure out is how she put her fin in high heels!! I would love to know how she does that because I would love to strut around on land at night myself. 

I would advise any of you mergirls to check out her Grotto.  I am going to myself.  I might buy some of her "accessories" but I don't need any of her tails, thank you.  I have the real thang..........to be continued

MERMAID SHELLY'S GROTTO

DIAL M FOR MERMAID OFF THE HOOK:)

I have been slack posting at Dial M For Mermaid.  I have been sick.  I thought I felt better then I seemd to relapse.  So, I will soon be back to some mischief!

PIRATE MERMAID

Mermaid Shelly Pirate

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO.  Look at Mermaid Shelly!  I knew there was something very mysterious about her.  EXPOSED:  Mermaid Shelly a/k/a Shelly LaPointe is not only a mermaid but a very dangerous pirate woman!  She rides the high seas making mischief and tidal waves!!!! Beware! She is slippery and has never been caught.  Don't let her gorgeous smile deceive  you;)

Dial M For Mermaid~!

Hello mermaids.  I wonder what has been going on in the merworld lately?  I have been sick and away from my desk;)  So, that means I have not been able to engage in, stir up, or make any mischief lately.  But, I am baaaaaaaaaaaaack.  Stay tuned because you never know when you will be talked about here.

MERMAID JOKE - MERMAID SHELLY

I adore this mermaid cartoon.  I found this on facebook - compliments of Mermaid Shelly.

                                                               

  Dinner for Two at the Ice Hotel, near Quebec City 

A mermaid would definitely freeze her fins off here but it is really gorgeous.  Had to share.

 

Her is a picture of Joe Biden with a female biker in his lap.  Wonder if she is a mermaid?  I know one thing, it is clear to me that the two bikers accompanying her, do not look  impressed!!