DIAL M FOR MERMAID SPICE

Dial M For Mermaid was created by me to have fun.  This is my blog but feel free to comment any time.  Dial M For Mermaid is about everything.  You might find anything posted here, not just mermaid chatter.  Heck,  you may even find Elvis here!  I post whatever strikes my fancy.  I have neglected DMFM lately.  I have been so busy designing and printing fabric blocks.  I hope to get in the groove though and find time to play here.  It is about time I started on Mermaid Shelly again she is my favorite mermaid and I love to mess with her.

Well, scratch my scales!  I think I will go design a fabric block.  The notion just struck.  If you see Elvis, let me know please.  They say he didn't die.  He was lured into the deep blue by some sexy mermaid.  Chow for now.

Ben Portsmouth  you darling Elvis you.  Is it any wonder that you leave me breathless and all shook up or that I can't help falling in love with you?  I would have never even contemplated in my lifetime
that any man in looks with that Elvis charisma would ever grace this planet again.  Well, here you are you gorgeous hunk of burning love.   Carry on.  Elvis is smiling down on you and I am still breathless and all shook up.

FABRIC BLOCKS FOR CRAFTY CRAFTERS

What do you ladies do with your fabric blocks?  I would love to see some of your art.  If you will email me pictures, with your names, I will post them to show off your art.  I have been busy printing many new quilting fabric block designs.  Some are fairies and mermaids.  Others are for Christmas.  I am going to post a few pictures below to give you some examples of a few of my new fabric blocks.  My store is located on Etsy.  Check out my Etsy store.  I have about 200 designs listed and am working on many more.  Also, I own Fabric Block website.  My store there is not launched yet.  I hope within two months that have that store ready.  What you can find on Fabric Block is 100 of my most beautiful and rare quilting fabric blocks that you will not find elsewhere.  Last but not least, I own Vintage Mermaids Fabric Blocks website.  I have some nice fabric blocks listed here.  Also, you can become a member and take an active part in my blog and art and crafts forum.  I welcome you and your input.

Vintage Snowman FABRIC BLOCK

Quilting Fabric Block Christmas

Vintage Lady Quilting Fabric Block

Vintage Fairy Babies Fabric Block

www.vintagemermaidsfabricblocks.com 

Designer Fabric Block Copyrighted

Our Mermaid Designer Fabric Block Copyrighted

I hope you have enjoyed my short presentation of fabric blocks that we print and many that we design.  You can find them between www.vintagemermaidsfabricblocks.com and my Etsy store:  thevintagemermaid.

MERMAID SHELLY'S GROTTO

Well.  Mermaid Shelly and I know most of you mergirls know who I am referring to when I say Mermaid Shelly (well at least you mergirls with store bought fins - some of us were born with them;) Anyway, back to Mermaid Shelly.  My sources from deep down tell me she has opened a store, Mermaid Shelly's Grotto.  I know she is selling mermaid fins that she makes and other lovelies but you know what?  Let me drop a little knowledge on you.  Mermaid Shelly is not fooling us mermaids one second.  She is a real mermaid.  Remember my other article about her?  She is undercover alright.  By making all those beautiful fins AND SHE WEARS THEM HERSELF???? she thinks her secret is safe.  NOT!!  I know she is a real mermaid.  I have been snooping myself lately.  Yes, I have peeped in her windows.  I couldn't help it.  Triton made me do it.  You should see Mermaid Shelly's transformation just as the sun is setting.  Uh huh!  She wears her real mermaid tail.  Yep.  She looks quite cool cruising around in a wheel chair.  Well what else can she do?  She cant walk on her tail fin!!!  But, the thing is, she has been caught out at night a couple of times wearing long dresses of course.  What I can't figure out is how she put her fin in high heels!! I would love to know how she does that because I would love to strut around on land at night myself. 

I would advise any of you mergirls to check out her Grotto.  I am going to myself.  I might buy some of her "accessories" but I don't need any of her tails, thank you.  I have the real thang..........to be continued

MERMAID SHELLY'S GROTTO

DIAL M FOR MERMAID OFF THE HOOK:)

I have been slack posting at Dial M For Mermaid.  I have been sick.  I thought I felt better then I seemd to relapse.  So, I will soon be back to some mischief!

PIRATE MERMAID

Mermaid Shelly Pirate

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO.  Look at Mermaid Shelly!  I knew there was something very mysterious about her.  EXPOSED:  Mermaid Shelly a/k/a Shelly LaPointe is not only a mermaid but a very dangerous pirate woman!  She rides the high seas making mischief and tidal waves!!!! Beware! She is slippery and has never been caught.  Don't let her gorgeous smile deceive  you;)