Saturday, October 6, 2012

MERMAID SHELLY'S GROTTO

Well.  Mermaid Shelly and I know most of you mergirls know who I am referring to when I say Mermaid Shelly (well at least you mergirls with store bought fins - some of us were born with them;) Anyway, back to Mermaid Shelly.  My sources from deep down tell me she has opened a store, Mermaid Shelly's Grotto.  I know she is selling mermaid fins that she makes and other lovelies but you know what?  Let me drop a little knowledge on you.  Mermaid Shelly is not fooling us mermaids one second.  She is a real mermaid.  Remember my other article about her?  She is undercover alright.  By making all those beautiful fins AND SHE WEARS THEM HERSELF???? she thinks her secret is safe.  NOT!!  I know she is a real mermaid.  I have been snooping myself lately.  Yes, I have peeped in her windows.  I couldn't help it.  Triton made me do it.  You should see Mermaid Shelly's transformation just as the sun is setting.  Uh huh!  She wears her real mermaid tail.  Yep.  She looks quite cool cruising around in a wheel chair.  Well what else can she do?  She cant walk on her tail fin!!!  But, the thing is, she has been caught out at night a couple of times wearing long dresses of course.  What I can't figure out is how she put her fin in high heels!! I would love to know how she does that because I would love to strut around on land at night myself. 

I would advise any of you mergirls to check out her Grotto.  I am going to myself.  I might buy some of her "accessories" but I don't need any of her tails, thank you.  I have the real thang..........to be continued

MERMAID SHELLY'S GROTTO